[Reading] ➺ This Is This Country: The REAL S--t That Goes Down in Our Village. It Ain’t Just Fetes and Duck Races, You Know. Author Kerry Mucklowe – Tactical-player.co.uk

This Is This Country: The REAL S--t That Goes Down in Our Village. It Ain’t Just Fetes and Duck Races, You Know. Listen Up Chumps, Basically The Vicar Asked Us To Edit The Parish Newsletter This Month, We Weren T Gonna Do It At First Cos The Vicar Said I Want You To Channel Your Energy Into Doing Something Creative , Which He Knows Brings Back Kurtan S PTSD Cos Our Old Woodwork Teacher Mr Perkins Used To Say It To Him All The Time, And When Kurtan Actually DID Channel His Energy Into Something Creative He Managed To Sand Down Some MDF To Make A Back Scratcher And Darren Lacey Pointed At It And Laughed And Called It An Abomination To Woodwork , Which Made Kurtan Throw A Chair Across The Room In Rage And One Of The Chair Legs Hit Rob Robinson And Left A Dent In His Forehead So We Decided To Write This Newsletter Cos People Need To The Know The REAL S T That Goes Down In Our Village It Ain T Just Fetes And Duck Races You Know It S Proper F Ked Up All The Best, Kerry And Kurtan PS Kurtan Wants To Make It Clear That Although This Newsletter Is In Book Format It Does Not Make Him Any Of The Following Book Worm Book Bummer Boffin Nerd Alert The Lion, The Witch And The Book Worm PPS If You Don T Buy This Newsletter That S Fine, But We Are Getting A Percent Of The Profits To Donate To The Kerry Mucklowe Eating Fund, So If You Don T Buy It I Ll Basically Starve Which Is Fine If Your Conscience Can Deal With That Utter Headf K PLEASE NOTE When You Purchase This Title, The Accompanying Reference Material Will Be Available In Your Library Section Along With The Audio On Our Desktop Site


7 thoughts on “This Is This Country: The REAL S--t That Goes Down in Our Village. It Ain’t Just Fetes and Duck Races, You Know.

  1. says:

    Thus book is hilarious Bigger book than what u thought which is great Funny, hysterical from start to finish


  2. says:

    Great book for fans of This Country funny throughout, a brilliant companion to the show.


  3. says:

    Hilarious and great addition to the series all the little extra bits that are mentioned in the show with loads of new content A great easy read


  4. says:

    Would thoroughly recommend, a very funny book


  5. says:

    Myself and partner love This Country Mucklowe Magic and I bought this as a gift Very well received and I m getting a cheeky read of it when she s out Recommend.


  6. says:

    Brilliant follow up to both of the series very funny from start to finish


  7. says:

    Such a funny book Perfect for fans for the show


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